This is my blog to document my travels over the next five months while I work on the Norwegian Cruise ship, the Pearl. We will be cruising Alaska, British Columbia and Seattle. The previous entries told of my trip three years ago around the Ionian and Aegean Seas, visiting Italy, Greece, and Turkey along the way! Stay tuned for lots of stories and pictures of my adventure!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

Day 55 – June 23, 2010 – Mykonos, Super Paradise part 2, Alexandria’s bday, Cabaret show

My last boat drill was so much fun! Mmmm kidding… it was awful and long and cut into the time we had in Mykonos :( Eric, Pieter and I headed off the ship as soon as we could, took the shuttle towards town and ended up renting three ATV’s for us to travel on to Super Paradise Beach! I was so excited that it was a nicer day than when I last went and hoped there would be more people there welcoming us with open Greek arms!

We made great time as we flew through the winding, rollercoaster roads of the island towards the gayest place in the Ionian sea. It was soooo much fun and so beautiful looking at all the mountains spotted with white cube houses, farms of goats and cows, stunning guest houses, boutique hotels, B&Bs, etc… and random TINY white chapels with red roofs. It only took about 20 minutes since we left the gas station next to the ATV rental place to arrive in the (FULL) beach parking lot. :) There were definitely a lot more people out, being a couple weeks later into the summer season and a nicer day and quite a few more gaggles of gays scattered throughout the beach chairs. We promptly ordered food and wine and laid down to make the most of our hour and a half there. After eating, I took a walk down the shoreline and I found the nude section (all the way to the right side of nearly every beach in this part of the world) and the largest gay concentration was of course, there. I held my camera discretely, as nudists aren’t too terribly fond of tourists taking pictures while they’re out enjoying their nature. Some Italian gays said “Ciao” and I was thrilled beyond belief to simply return the greeting, the nod, and the smile – and the international acknowlegement of shared experience. I walked back to the boys and made them take a stroll with me to gaytown. Eric posed for a quick photoshoot (as usual) and we hightailed it back to homebase to unfortunately pack up and head out. Stopping for a quick frozen bev’ for the road, we got a touch of the brain freeze and ran off to our trusted steeds! Of course, Eric’s wouldn’t start and Dr. Pieter had to use his charms on the manual starter. We were off and made it back in perfect time, drinking in the sunshine on the ride back to town shirtless and without a concern or worry in the world!!

After getting back on board, Eric and I hit deck 8 for the sailaway and some swimming time. Pieter joined us after a bit and we laid out, getting even more sun. We retired to Pieter’s cabin and watched “How to Train Your Dragon”, to which I promptly fell asleep! I got up, gave Alexandria a surprise birthday call and caught up briefly with the bumblebee of Midtown. Also had a very meaningful chat with my Lizard in Atlanta and got a chance to catch up on some important family stuff. I got ready to see the cabaret show that the singers did in the Atrium and it went much better than last time – they set up lots more seating, so it was less like a bazaar and more like an actual show venue. Andrew did “Corner of the Sky” from Pippin again and Teren and Heather did “Suddenly Seymour”, so I was very pleased with that Broadway moment!

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Day 54 – June 22, 2010 – Laundry training, vodka trials, Bistro Brunch, too windy for Santorini?

Well today was quite an interesting day… Mariya and I did show laundry, which was great to have an extra set of hands to do! We also got word that in order for us to get the vodka we’ve desperately needed to clean the costumes, we had to now find a couple extra spray bottles and mix the water/vodka solution in the finance office before taking it to the dressing room. As insane as this sounds, everything’s got to go through a procedure…the annoying part of it all is that it’s taken them two weeks to figure out what the procedure should be. So now, as soon as the vodka has arrived in the finance office, we’ll get a call to go down and get it. Meanwhile….the stinky costumes are growing new dancers inside them… LOL



After dealing with the work drama (isn’t it funny how those teeny tiny things are the most drama that’s involved? I love it!), Eric and Pieter got the wild idea to make a reservation for the Bistro Brunch, which is usually just on Fridays, but also today since we’re at sea during brunch! The three of us had a lovely meal there and enjoyed the jazz music, while we planned out the rest of our week running around like the 3 Muskateers.

We also got word around noontime that the seas are way too rough and there is too much wind for us to anchor in Santorini’s harbor today. We all anxiously awaited to see what the alternate plans would be, but they just made it a sea day unfortunately :( And a rough one at that!

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Day 53 – June 21, 2010 – Corfu, reblock, Café del Arte, “Get Down Tonight”, Kevin’s bday


Today was an important moment for training of Mariya as one of our singers traveled home for a wedding for a couple days and we weren’t sure if she would be back for the show tonight. Because of this, our dance captain, Hannah, had to reblock the show without the singer, Heather, just in case she didn’t make all aboard time. This was crazy for everyone, but they did it professionally of course! Imagine trying to learn a brand new show and it also not being the same version as the one you’ll be working with on a weekly basis…. Not ideal, but we do what we must do!

I was doing laundry for the night’s show and took that early morning opportunity to be the first Birthday phone call Kevin received back in Hollyweird! It was only just after midnight there, and I hoped he’d be out celebrating at the stroke of year 38, and he was! We chatted for a good, much needed twenty minutes or so while the dance belts and fishnets were drying. It was so good to laugh, cry, and cut up together like we’ve been used to doing on a daily, if not hourly basis over the last 22 months of our friendship. We are so connected and it’s been such a strain being apart. Hopefully, we’ll get to celebrate our birthdays together in LA at San Luis Opisbo Pride on July 9th! I’ll be working there and am staying overnight, so I’m hoping he will be off from his new job at the Magic Castle and make it for some good times!

After the reblock and working with Hannah on alternate costume changes in the event that Heather misses a connection, I hit the gangway and led a pack of crew to Café del Arte, our favorite internetting and caféing locale in Corfu. By the time we arrived, rolling about 8 deep, Sortidia (the owner) was waiting for us with a huge smile. Pieter, Stephen and Stacy had already arrived and informed the husband and wife owners that we’d be following shortly. I had a chance to download a few discographies on Vuse (Rufus Wainwright, Jill Scott, Mika, and the Essential George Gershwin….. G-A-Y) and “Much Ado About Nothing”. I also booked my hotel for Milan – I’ll be staying at Hotel Duca directly across from the train station and only a mile from the start of the main sights I want to see while there (the Golden Rectangle where all the world’s top designers’ houses are headquartered and the Duomo Gothic Cathedral). With my Milan trip all set, I felt much better! 4 pm came way too early and it was time to head back to the ship. I bought a handmade candle from Sortidia to remember one of my favorite places I’ve been in ports over the last two months and wished her well as we left the quaint island of Corfu.

Day 52 – June 20, 2010 – Split, Croatia Internet café, “Single Ladies”

I started today bright and early, with Darrius, Eric, and Stacy in hand, on our way ashore for internetting and a brief stop at the Croatian Zara. I was thrilled to see Zara’s David Bowie t-shirt collection and almost got one, but they looked too long, so I didn’t. We then hit it to the café, which is a café-slash-used bookstore and if you buy books, you get free internet. Soooo of course I checked out the shelves and found a couple treasures…. An Oscar Wilde tale and a novel called “A House in Corfu” about an English family who buys a house in Corfu, Greece and moves there. I thought it would be a great thing to accompany me on my travels through Italy and France in the next week. After getting my Americano, I got online and got some work done, shows booked for when I return home and uploaded some blogs. :)

After boarding the ship, I had an appointment with Eric to help me choreograph Liza’s version of “Single Ladies” from “Sex and the City 2” for when I return to shows on land and it went brilliantly! I cannot WAIT to debut this! After a long day, I finished up with some dinner with Eric and Pieter and watched “Clash of the Titans” with them…which surprisingly was confusing considering my new knowledge of Greek mythology. Hollywood, I guess…

Day 51 – June 19, 2010 – Venice, Verona, H&M Mestre, replacement comes, Welcome show

This day is not and forever referred to the day that shall not be named… the only thing that I am permitted to report is that my replacement, Mariya from Pasadena has arrived!

Much time was spent preparing for this, getting notes together and cleaning things up in the dressing room. This week, I’ll be working with her on the handover, showing her around and teaching her the shows. She’s a veteran, to say the least, of wardrobe supervising, so it won’t take her long to get right into the groove of things. She’s on the ship for 6 months and works through the cast changeover in early October. During the changeover, at least one other wardrobe person is brought on to help with the enormous task of refitting all the costumes in the shows to the new cast. She’s pitched the idea of me coming back to work that changeover for 2-3 weeks at most since I already know the shows and ship so well. This could be a fabulous opportunity and I would get to revisit a wonderful cast I’ve grown to love…. Annnnnd see the Greek Isles once again!

Day 50 – June 18, 2010 – Sea Day, Tours, “World Beat”, Cruise Ship Diaries

Another regular Friday on board (it’s definitely becoming a routine…) – starting off with setting up for backstage tours, conducting two and getting ready for the night’s show. Not a whole lot of excitement, but…… another fantastic find from Gina is a show on the National Geographic Channel that her mom DVR’d for her – “Cruise Ship Diaries”! It’s actually a reality show that’s on TV right now about working on a cruise ship. Several of the production show cast and crew are main characters on the show, so it’s sooooooo cool to watch it. Her mom sent the first three episodes and they were such a laugh, I can’t wait to find out how to get the whole series. If you have that channel, you MUST watch this! It’s reaalllllly realistic and well, slightly dramatic, but still a great way to see what this world is like.

Day 49 – June 17, 2010 – Nafplion for the first time, Breakfast and Internet on the water

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Today was a fantastic, but early day that started off with my first visit to Nafplion, Greece. This is a small town on the mainland of Greece and we’re only there from 7 am until noon. We also tender, so it was almost 9 before crew was cleared to go ashore. I went ahead and got off the ship at 9 and met up with Teren at a great café on the waterfront that has very fast internet :). Pieter came and met us a bit later and we all had a wonderful breakfast of omelets and toast and coffee. MMMMMMmmmm…

The town was really lovely, reminiscent of Split in a way… Huge outdoor cafés with tons and tons of seating, giant fans, and awnings that must be so delightful at night when they all become nightclubs.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Day 47 – June 15, 2010 – Athens, The Acropolis in 90 degree weather


I could hardly sleep this morning once I knew we’d arrived in the port of Athens (Piraeus at 7 am…) because I was so excited to get out and on route to the Acropolis. Besides the anticipation of seeing the oldest intact historical site I’ve ever seen, I was also unsettled because we had to first get through boat drill AND hope for no travel snags. (On the crew channel this week, they’ve been playing the first season of Amazing Race and sometimes in these ports, I feel like I’m on that show when we’re trying to navigate, find the best method of travel, and are racing against the clock to get back to the finish line – the boat. It can be quite maddening!)

Of course it was the longest boat drill to date and we didn’t finish until about 11:15 am. The troops were rounded up – Eric and Pieter – and we were outside the terminal haggling for taxis by noon. It was ridiculous. There were posted fares and the drivers were trying to say anything they could to avoid paying the flat rates – “that’s per person”, “that’s in the afternoon”, etc…. we weren’t budging, but eventually agreed to 20 Euros instead of the posted 12. (We got the driver down from 50 initially, so it was considered an accomplishment… :-/ ) We got on the road and I told the boys what I’d learned about what we were about to see. I relayed the most famous stories of Athena as I remembered them.

We arrived close to the entrance of the area covered by the Acropolis, it’s Slopes and the Ancient Agora. This actually takes up quite a bit of space in the Plaka neighborhood and we definitely wouldn’t be able to see it all. We had approximately 2 hours and 45 minutes to cover the main site, the Theatre of Dionysos (what I was most excited about) and the Acropolis Museum, which just opened last summer and was supposed to be amazing. We headed straight up the hill towards the entrance gates to the Acropolis. As I later learned, the wall built around the “high city” (what the name Acropolis actually means) was done so in the 5th century B.C. when groups of people lived on the hill in small encampments and worshipped the God/desses from a platform-like floor in the center of the plateau.

The first steps you take into the Acropolis as it now stands are through a giant gate called the Beule Gate, after the French archaeologist who discovered it in 1852. It has an inscription above the entrance dated 320 B.C. and was considered the sacred way to enter the complex.

From here, you climb up a set of marble steps, some of which I heard a tour guide say are the original steps. This just about blew my mind and prepared me for the amazement I was about to feel as I went higher.

Sadly, the Temple of Athena Nike is under complete laser restoration due to centuries of soot gathered on the surfaces. I mean, this is GREAT thing, but sadly, it was pretty much encaged inside iron beams while they work on it. The Parthenon is dedicated to Athena as well as this smaller structure.

There is one building that was never finished, called the Propylaea. This was an architectural masterpiece as it combined Doric and Ionic design elements (columns) for the very first time in history. The secular building was designed to prepare people to enter the temples to worship the God/desses. Construction by Pericles was halted due to the Peloponnesian Wars in the 5th century A.D. and was never picked back up. So people can walk through the structure and a partial roof and then the giant Parthenon comes into view through the rear columns.

As it appears, it is stunning to the senses because of its size and also the height of the hill upon which it stands. When it seems like the highest point for many miles, when all you can see when you look up at it is sky, when it’s 90 degrees and your vision is hazy with dust and sweat and humidity, the Parthenon has a seriously moving presence. Of course a portion of it is under construction, as it pretty constantly is. Although it would have been nice of them to remove the giant crane and scaffolding for our picture-taking! We got as close as we could for picture taking and I just tried to imagine people throughout the ages using this structure for the different purposes they did…. First, the modern version was built by Pericles in honor of Athena as THE place of worship for ancient Greek God/desses. Of course in the middle ages, when under Christian rule, it was turned into a Christian Church along with all the surrounding temples, structures, etc. Damn them… Then in the 1600s, it was used as a storage facility for ammunition and of course, blew up in an accident, destroying much of the structure and artifacts within. DUMB!!!! In the 1800s, when the modern science of archeology became popular, it became a protected historical site that was excavated and used for educational purposes. Just last summer, the Acropolis Museum was built and now permanently houses many unearthed artifacts and actual pieces of the structures that need protection and preservation.

To the left of the Acropolis is the final structure on the plateau, the Erechtheon, built in honor of Athena’s sort of adopted son, Erectheus. He was the son of one of the Gods and Earth and Earth gave him to the unmarried, supposed virgin Athena to raise. The Erechtheon is a smaller structure whose most interesting part is a patio that appears guarded by the six famous marble statues of the Caryatids – amazon-like women... During wars with England in the 1800s, British Lord Elgin removed the Caryatids from Athens and brought them to the UK because he said there was no proper place to store such valuable artifacts. Since then, there has been a campaign to get them returned, especially now that there is the official Acropolis Museum. Five have been returned and currently reside in the museum (casts exist on the actual Erectheon). The sixth remains in the UK and there is an open space for her to return to at the exhibit in the Acropolis Museum.

From there, we descended to the South Slope of the Acropolis, where the two theatres and a few other various structures exist. First, we saw the Odeon of Herodes Atticus, which is a beautiful amphitheater that is still in use today for many concerts and performances. I was totally amazed by this place, which was being set up by a technical crew for some sort of show tonight… Currently, it is Athens Fest and I’m sure the show is part of that celebration of Athenian arts and culture. Could you imagine playing at the Parthenon?!? Wow… I overheard someone say she’d see Elton John and Ballets there… OMG.

Next was the big thing that I was most looking forward to seeing out of everything today….The Theatre of Dionysus. Ever since I learned the history of this place in Theatre Studies 101, I was totally fascinated with it. Little did I think I would ever have the opportunity to actually stand inside this historic place, but here I was… In a nutshell --- Dionysus was the Greek God of wine,general hedonism and wild dancing. A festival was started in his honor in ancient Greece called the City of Dionysus, a weeklong celebration of theatre, hedonism and just altogether wild times. This was said to be the birthplace of theatre, of comedy and tragedy, and the debut of the works of Sophecles etc.... This became THE stage for all Greek dramas and sat about 10,000 people on the hill leading up to the wall surrounding the Acropolis. We actually got to walk up into the amphitheater, sit in the seats (there are about 1,000 seats remaining) and look down at the 2,500 year old stage. This is the site where theatre as we know it was founded and it was so overwhelming to be there. I saw they actually do reenactments occasionally there and I can’t even imagine the intensity of watching something like that.

From the Theatre, we headed towards the (air-conditioned) Museum for some information and food. We had about 45 minutes to go through the actual exhibits, 45 minutes to eat on the second level restaurant patio overlooking (or underlooking because the restaurant is actually below….) the Parthenon and 5 to get back to the taxi stand, haggle with a new driver and get back to the port. We moved swiftly through the ancient sculptures, ceramics and an incredible recreation of the frieze that lined the top of the Parthenon. This recreation took up the fourth floor of the museum, which was built to the exact scale of the Parthenon, so the frieze lined the perimeter of the rectangular museum as well. Hard to explain, but try to follow me… The frieze depicted people on horses travelling... Then on the front and rear of the Parthenon and museum, above the horse frieze were two different friezes – one depicting the competition between Athena and Poseidon over ruling and naming the city-state of Athens and one depicting Zeus and Athena talking and all of the main God/desses on either side. There are actual remains from the 5th century construction of these marble pieces of art that were on display. This was definitely the highlight of the museum for me!

We had a lovely lunch, complete with Ouzo, a Greek licorice flavored clear liquer that I had yet to try. It was said to be similar to Sambuca and is often drank straight over ice. It was entirely too strong for me to sip on, in 90 degree weather no less, so I stuck to the water, although I imagined it might be nice mixed with soda and lime? Haha! Aside from the beverage fail, I had an excellent spanikopita, Greek salad and assortment of Greek cheeses…MMM! We snapped some quick pics of the view, which was just ridiculous. I mean, how often can you have lunch on a patio underlooking the Parthenon? Just unbelievable…

We hustled back to the taxi stand, where Eric haggled over a taxi which Pieter and I checked out the last souvenir shop. I totally wanted this marble bust of Dionysus, but yeah… that wasn’t going in my suitcase home for SURE! I’ll have to look for one on Amazon, lol…

We made it back to the terminal with about 30 minutes to spare, thank goodness! It was a wonderful, overwhelming day once again, that I’ll process in the future sometime…

Once back on the boat, I realized it was Tequila (the tex-mex restaurant on board) night with Heather, Gina and Natalie. We’d made plans the other night to go out and try to enjoy the best attempt at Mexican food that we’ve been able to find on the ship. Pieter rounded out the group and we sat down to a very longggg meal. When the crew goes out to the restaurants, we’re usually the last ones the servers think about waiting on, understandably, so you’ve got to be patient and have a good bit of time to spend there. Mid-way through our meal in the restaurant that overlooks the Atrium (where the big screen TV, piano bar, internet café, coffee shop, reception, and gift shops are), we were disturbed by two guys in Brazil football jerseys screaming (drunk) and running around with the flag on their backs like capes. Of course this signified to us that Brazil was in the World Cup game tonight and they were going to play it on the giant screen. Joy. The party was just beginning for them and lots of others joined them in watching the game that just started when we were getting ready to leave, thankfully!

Gina had obtained a copy of Sex in the City 2 from the streets of Piraeus today and Pieter and I swiped it for an immediate viewing. I can call off the hunt for a screener by my friends back home (at ease, kiddos). While the movie left much to be desired story-wise (definitely paled in comparison to the first one, in my opinion), the only part I really was craving to see (duh, Liza) was everything I’d hoped for and MUCH more. That’s all I’ll say about that…
Another amazingly fabulous and packed day… I’m definitely gonna miss this place. :(

Day 46 – June 14, 2010 – Sea Day, “Colorz”, the handover, studying up on my Greek Mythology

Thankfully we were at sea today because all these port visits are wearing me out!!! HA! There weren’t any tours scheduled for today, so I just hung out, blogged and Pieter and I started our picture transfer – we’ve visited many of the same places this trip, so we decided to share all our albums, in case one of us had a better shot of something. Of course that was a major undertaking as we also traded some music and ripped movies too, lol.

I found out today that my replacement will be here on Saturday, so I have to start getting ready for that. I’ll have to train her and prepare handover notes for that. I hear she’s from the states and has been with NCL for several years in some capacity, so that’s good, I guess! I’m also training another dresser tonight so that she can help train my replacement for “Colorz”, which only happens every other week. So that should be fun. It’s really sad to leave the cast, as I genuinely like them personally and enjoy working with them. Many of them will go on to other ships and I’m sure as I look at other contract possibilities, the potential to work with a familiar face certainly would be a factor.

Tonight, I got ready for my first trip to the Acropolis tomorrow by reading up on it in my travel book. Pieter also got a book on the history of the Gods and Goddesses of Olympus and I read that summary and the section specifically on Athena – for whom the Parthenon was built and the city of Athens named. With my imagination running wild, full of visions of the God/desses ruling the Earth, I went to bed, eager to visit the ancient site after boat drill, of course. HA!

Day 45 – June 13, 2010 – Dubrovnik - internet and laundry

There wasn’t a whole lot of action on my last visit to Dubrovnik today. Pieter and went in search of internet and the place I went to last time was down, so we had a drink there and got on our way to the tourist info center, where we bought an hour of internet time and got to sit out on the edge of a fountain, catching up with friends and updating my facebook status :) Pieter was trying to download the season finale of Glee and it still had a few hours (!!) left at the end of our hour, so more work on that to come. Being able to keep up with Glee has been really amazing! I’m so glad he’s as obsessed as I am and gets them via iTunes! YAY…. The Gaga episode was BRILLIANT, the “home” episode was heartbreaking and I’m just DYING to see the finale. In a way I’m glad I’m removed from all American society so the ending hasn’t been spoiled for me, haha! I couldn’t update my blog because the internet was too slow, so I’ve got over two weeks of entries to get in at this point! AHH!

We opted to grab some food instead of walk along the wall, which was ok… it’s so touristy there that I probably would have gotten annoyed with all the people. I got back to the ship a little early and decided to get the show laundry out of the way from last night’s “Welcome Aboard Show”. I started watching “Avatar” on TV and passed out less than an hour into it.

Day 44 – June 12, 2010 – Venice with Heather, 2 week countdown, travel plans made and “Welcome Aboard”



Well, I’ve got two weeks left on the Gem and I can’t believe how fast time has flown! 6 weeks has felt like no time at all, but I also feel like I have a new ship family here and hopefully I will be able to work with some of them in the future. I’ve got 3 more days in Venice to enjoy it and Heather and I went out around 10:30 this morning to walk around, window shop and of course, eat. It was already blazing hot at that time in the morning, so I knew it would be a pretty uncomfortable day! There aren’t many places to just sit and hang out in Venice, besides cafés, so I’m often on the go for several hours at a time.

My first stop was the Ferrovia – the huge train station in Venice that is right next to the cruise ship port. I thought I should just go in and ask the ticket agent if I can buy my train tickets for my trip to Milan and Paris. There was actually a travel agent window inside and I decided they would be my best bet. Heather found fountain sodas (!) for us while we waited in the humid station. (There are no fountain sodas anywhere on the ship or in the ports we’ve been to, so it was quite a find!) The agent at the window ended up being my best friend in the whole world because I just told her the exact trains I wanted and she made the reservations and printed out my tickets for the same price as what I found online, plus a 5 Euro booking fee, which I was MORE than happy to pay! I actually wanted to buy her lunch or something because she just made everything soooooo easy! So the only thing I have left to do is book my hotel in Milan….oooh fun times! I
We shopped a little bit on the northern side of the city on the Strada Nuova and we hit this great store called Tezenis – which pretty much has like underwear and casual clothes for girls and boys – and I got some new tank tops that I’ve been needing since it’s started to get really hot in the ports. We also spotted some cannolis in a a patisserie window and we both realized we hadn’t had a cannoli in Italy, which is just unacceptable! We made a pact to get one after lunch…hopefully one with chocolate chips in it. Mmmm…

On our walk through the busy pathways towards San Marco, we spotted this interesting looking store with barrels of wine lined up on shelves with spouts out of them. Upon a closer look through the window, it looked like a wine gas station, with prices by the litre listed on a chalk board. I saw a litre of Prosecco listed for 1,90 Euros (like $2.50?) and we ran in to check it out. Turns out they provide 1.5 litre water bottles and just fill you up with whatever you want, so we each got one and took pictures at this treasure we found!

We walked through San Marco and found a snack bar to sit at in a little piazza, order a salad and pizzas and drink our water bottles of sparkling wine. It was a goooood afternoon… We made it back to the ship with about 20 minutes to spare - what a record! BUT, we neglected to get cannolis, so I’ve definitely GOT to do that next week!

After doing some laundry for the show, grabbing some dinner and getting through two “Welcome Aboard” shows, I was totally wiped as usual. I got to watch the series finale of “Ugly Betty” though (which is really the first full episode I’ve ever seen) and it was really great! Mambo Italiano was also (surprisingly) on the crew movie station today so I caught pieces of that and remembered what a great gay indie film that was! Totally a must see if you haven’t…

Day 43 –June 11, 2010 – Sea Day, backstage tour, and “World Beat”

During my day of laundry yesterday, I set up for today’s backstage tour, so all I had to do this morning was come down to the dressing room at 11 am and wait for the call from the guest services staffer that they’re on their way. It was a HUGE group today and they came in during the tech rehearsal for “World Beat”. The tour went well as usual although they were a quiet bunch. We were going to hit the Jazz Brunch afterwards, but oddly, it ended up getting cancelled due to a low number of reservations. So we all went to have lunch at Garden Café and ate with the Asst. Cruise Director (who was the other drag queen I mentioned earlier). We ended up talking shop most of the time, as we tend to do. It’s such a small world and crazy to talk to someone who knows so many of the same people and places as I do halfway around the world.

After lunch, I had to get to work on a new Shippenmales costume for Steven. This week, he decided to go country and wanted me to make his new jeans tearaway and plaid shirt sleeveless. I was more than happy to help in such an endeavor! The show was pretty good and uneventful tonight, not too much more to report. I made plans to go out with Heather tomorrow in Venice and enjoy the day off.

Day 42 - June 10, 2010 – Iraklion in an hour, laundry, sushi and Edmundo & Vincenzo



Today’s adventure turned out to be a search for Creatine in Iraklion. We arrived there at 7 am, but didn’t get out and about until about 9 am. We Pieter started a personal training program in the gym on board, so he was on a mission to find a place that carried the supplements he needs for it and I was along for the ride. Having never been out in this port other than in the terminal to use the internet, I was looking forward to seeing what there is to see. It’s the 4th largest city in Greece and is definitely very industrial and commercial-looking. We found a marketplace-type area and headed that way. It was pretty unexciting honestly, but we went to Starbucks for caffeine and nourishment in the form of a cheese pie. 
Finding no vitamins, we had to race back to the ship so we could get back on by 11 am. There was a horrible line to get through the terminal as five cruise ships were docked there and the passengers were trying to get through. We made it back, but weren’t too impressed with the trip. Then I got to do almost four hours of laundry for the show and personal stuff, so that was quite a delight! HA! I amuse myself by quoting Edna Turnblad while ironing and scare away the other crewmembers in the laundry room in the process.

Eric and Pieter and I went for sushi that night and I tried a new tofu dish – actually Veggie Chow Fun with tofu added in there and it was pretty great- much better than the last dish! Then, we went to see the show in the Stardust Theater – an opera singer named Edmundo and a violinist named Vincenzo. Both were really fantastic! After the show, I headed up to White Hot for a minute to see the dancers, do the Cha-Cha Slide and get a bottle of vodka to de-stinkify the ripe dancer costumes… I love my job!

Day 41 – June 9, 2010 – Exploring Mykonos via ATV, more Cirque acrobats, cabarets and tribute to the Glen Miller Orchestra



I pretty much slept in after a night in Santorini and didn’t get up until boat drill was getting ready to begin. I prepared all my things the day before to get off in Mykonos AS SOON as I could after the drill. This week’s was a bit longer than usual and I was pulled to help the special care teams get the actor’s who play guests in wheelchairs throughout the ship. They put us in teams of 4 and we have to go run to the designated location and find the crewmember playing that role, put them in a chair and wheel them back to the reception area. It’s actually better than just standing on the deck at my assembly station for 40 minutes with nothing to do.

I got off the ship on one of the first tenders that I could and arrived in Mykonos’ town center about 11:30 am. I had no plans other than to write out my postcards that I bought the night before in Santorini. I figured a postcard from there and a postmark from Mykonos is about the best of both worlds! I started walking through the town, weaving through the labrynth of streets and found my way to the bus station. I was really curious about how much it was to rent a scooter/ATV for the day, so I walked a little further to the string of rental shops and found one I had a good feeling about. I walked in and Christo informed me it was only 15 Euros for a day rental. I only really had about 2 hours at that point to explore, but figured that for about $20, I could see much more of the island than I had or would have while I’m here. So on a whim, I decided to get a bright yellow ATV and hit the streets!!!!

Christo gave me a map and a tank of gas and took my license. He said if I only had a short time, to head towards the beaches side of the island, which I believe is the eastern side. This is where I was two weeks ago when we went to Paradise Beach. Next trip’s plan is to visit Super Paradise, the famous gay beach there, and I thought I might scope it out while I have some fast wheels to take me there! It was an overcast and fairly windy day…not really beach weather, but still hot once you’re outside for a while. I was happy like that driving out in the wide open air, flying and (literally) screaming through the windy roads, pretty much on my own. There were very few cars and a spotting of scooters as I traveled. Once I figured out how the parking brake worked, lol, I would pull over now and then and take pictures of the mountains, the houses and teeny tiny chapels I passed along the way. The road signs were clear and many and led me past the island’s airport to the beached. I followed the signs to Super Paradise and headed directly there, despite the dark cloud that hung above the beach. I climbed up quite and incline, came over the crest and saw the world-reknowned beach from high, high above. It looked pretty dead, but I could understand given the weather and it being a Tuesday. I came down into the valley and headed to the beach parking lot. I could tell it truly was a very popular destination as there were huge parking lots the entire way down the hill to the beach. I parked lil’ yella and hoped to goddess she would start up again when I returned, lol… I walked into the beach and through the pavilion where they have parties and big DJ’s come to spin. There were lots of circuit party-type ads up all over for various DJ’s, full moon parties, etc., etc…. There were a few restaurants along the beach and the main beach club. It looked pretty similar to Paradise Beach, just maybe a tad smaller. The few people who were there were definitely a mix of straight and gay, which also matched what I had ready. Apparently, it’s been a hugely popular gay destination for years and we made it so fabulous that now the straights want to party there because it’s trendy and chic. Same old story as everywhere…

I took off my shoes and walked along the length of the water, which was pretty cold. The sand would go back and forth between being pebbly (like Paradise) and sandy (like east coast beaches in the U.S.). One part of the water’s edge also lined this huge rock formation underwater. It was like a giant rock shelf that came up almost to the furthest point of the tide. I was walking on sinking sand in the water and then all of a sudden came to a solid rock surface to walk on. It was very strange and of course I instantly thought of the danger that could be after a few cocktails…I could just see some ambitious queen who wanted to take a dip after one too many vodka/red bulls… aye……

Since there wasn’t much going on there, I decided to head out and hope for nicer weather in two weeks. I managed to do some self-portraiture with lil’ yella and figured out that it took me about 25 minutes to drive there from the bus depot. This would totally be the way to go next time if we decide to do the beach. No more waiting on a bus for me! I made it back by 1 pm and drove past the rental shop towards the northwestern tip of the island to see what I could see. I drove for another twenty minutes, seeing more residential and commercial areas and fell upon a Natural Foods Store!!! YAY! My rice milk has been SUCH a treat this week and I thought I’d pick some more of that up for sure. The clerk in the shop hardly spoke English, but we were able to manage just fine and I got some rice milk and granola for the week. YEAH! Happier than ever and convinced I could live here and be totally satisfied, I hopped back on my trusty steed and zipped back to the port town.

I dropped off lil’ yella and walked back into the maze, where I promptly got lost. It was a bit disheartening, but I made it out after just a couple backtracks. I decided to sit at the waterfront café with the most gays at it (hey, we’re only in a gay area once every two weeks… gotta be with my people when I can…!) and wrote out my postcards from Santorini over a DELICIOUS cheese omelette and coffee! It was the perfect end to the short, but really amazing afternoon. The icing on the cake was when a couple next to me got up from their table and approached me on their way out of the café. They were American and the husband said how much they really enjoyed my backstage tour yesterday – how interesting it was and how I did a great job. I thanked them for such an outstanding compliment and felt so good after that. Especially working backstage in a show, not much of one’s work gets noticed by the masses, so again, it made me feel awesome about volunteering to conduct these tours. Since the beginning of doing them, I’ve felt like they’re one of the most important tasks I do each week and after getting that simple, but touching comment, I’m even more confident in their effect on our guests.

Anyway…back on the floating resort, I had dinner with Eric and Pieter and we set out for a night of shows! First, we went to see the new acrobats’ – Illya and Valerie- show in the Stardust Theater. They’ve been on the ship this week and backstage rehearsing a bit, so I was excited to see two former Cirque acrobats. Their show was really great and they’re both amazingly strong and graceful. After their show, we scooted down the alley to the Atrium, where the singers’ Cabaret show was set to take place. It was so chaotic there, with guests doing a million different things. Pieter commented it was like trying to hold a show in a Turkish bazaar….and after being in one…. I can say from experience this is accurate! Still, it went well and the singers changed the content to all Broadway music. The most exciting part was Andrew’s rendition of “Corner of the Sky” from Pippen. YAY! Right after this, Pieter and I joined the white heads in the Spinnaker Lounge for the tribute to the Glen Miller Orchestra. The showband played his music while the Cruise Director, Gary, sang and narrated with stories about Glen Miller and his career. It was so interesting and also such amazing music. I really loved it! It was soooo time for “Late Lounge on Deluxe Music and bedtime after such a packed day!

Day 40 – June 8, 2010 – Backstage tour, Santorini, dinner, sunset and Donkey path at night




Today was the first day that Pieter had off in Santorini since I’ve signed on and he was so ready to get off the boat to explore and watch the sunset from one of the cliffside restaurants. We don’t drop anchor in Satorini’s harbor until 4 pm, so there was a full day to be had before getting there.

I had to start getting the dressing room ready for our backstage tour today around 11 am and waited for the first (and only) tour group to come through around 11:30 am. They were a very large group, but pretty quiet. I still really enjoyed it as usual and had a special treat this time. Eric decided to come up and hang with me while I was conducting the tour. The guests always love to see and talk to a dancer outside the show setting, so they were excited to ask him some specific questions about what he does. The tour leader from Guest Services asked if we could demonstrate a quick change – when I have to change one of the dancers backstage. It was a great idea and Eric went ahead and set up for the costume change while I finished up the tour of the Ladies’ Dressing Room. We prepared for one of the fastest changes for Eric in the “World Beat” show, where he would show not only the change, but “underdressing” as well. This is where usually the male dancers wear two or sometimes three layers of costumes on top of each other so that their quick change will consist of peeling off a layer. The guests seemed to be really impressed, so with mission accomplished, I reset the dressing rooms and headed to lunch. :)

We got off the boat at 5:30 pm on the first tender that crew was allowed. We ended up waiting in line for the cable car for quite a while, but at least we were technically ON the island of Santorini while we waited. Once at the top, we meandered around the shops and I took Pieter up to the places I had taken such beautiful pictures before. I ended up buying another white watch, since my crap one from Izmir broke after a week, lol. It’s one of those rubber ones that seem to be all the craze over here in Europa. Virtually indestructible for even me… yay. I finished all my crap….er…..souvenir buying for my loved ones back home and then headed to the restaurant that Pieter had chosen by seeing it from the ship, believe it or not. Very “Andy” from “Little Britain” when he declared, “I want to eat at “that one””…. lol.

We arrived at Restaurant Niki and took our spot amongst travelers, mostly from the U.S., on the patio. I ordered the best salad and best appetizer of the trip. (“Best of…” awards are definitely in the works for the end of the blog!!!!) We shared the appetizer simply titled “Feta and honey” in the menu and it did NOT aptly describe the wonderment laid before us… From what I could tell, a block of feta (as most dishes seem to start out with) was wrapped in phyllo dough, topped with honey and sesame seeds and baked to a golden brown. OMG, it was to DIE for. Then I ordered spanikopita, which was alright…not the best I’ve had honestly. The best salad award will most likely be going to the “Santorini Salad” from Restaurant Niki… it started off with a small bed of greens, topped with cherry tomatoes, capers, red, orange, and yellow bell peppers, kalamata olives and oregano and served with four slices of a whole wheat crostini-type toast-bread. I scooped the olives RIGHT off my plate and it became perfection. Dressing it with some olive oil and vinegar made it the delectable delight that was not only tasty, but satisfying to the eye’s palette as well.

This was the second time Pieter and I were surrounded by an uninvited group of valley girls (this time definitely from the O.C. and not Jersey), who completely took over the space they descended upon… These vacationing coeds took up three tables on the patio, which would have been bad enough… but the three tables were not next to each other which caused much cross-patio yelling the entire time we ate. It was beyond obnoxious, but at least one of them offered to take a picture of us eating there. Aye….

We made it through dinner in just enough time to WALK down the donkey path. I hadn’t braved this journey in my first two visits to this island, but I did know it was an option should one not want to wait in the cable car line OR jump to the front of it like I did two weeks ago :) . Pieter had taken this route before and led the way down the half-lit zig-zag trail that was still full of the donkeys who call it home. They graciously allowed us and fellow stragglers to pass along the sides and we tried our best to look out for the “dark spots”…you can imagine, and smell, what those represent.

Once back safe and sound on the ship, I had a night of “Earth Lounge” on Deluxe Music to look forward to! Ahhhhh sooooooooo relaxing, I love it!

Day 39 – June 7, 2010 – Corfu, internet and “Get Down Tonight”

Today, I got off the ship with nurse Wanda to show her the fantastic internet spot that we found last time in Corfu. Wanda’s also South African and was really excited to try the Rooiboos tea that we had two weeks ago at Café del Arte. After the shuttle ride and short walk there, it was such a treat to sit down in the café on a very warm afternoon, knowing fast internet awaited us! I had LOTS to catch up on and even though the only person I knew would be awake to catch up with via Skype was Mom, it was still a much needed chat! The time zone difference is really becoming quite an annoyance!

We got some tea and biscuits, set up our workstations and went to town, haha. I managed to get all of my travel plans to Paris figured out and with some motherly advice was finally ready to purchase. Turns out you have to have Rail Europe passes mailed to a physical address outside of Europe, so I hit a deadend after literally two weeks of researching, planning, changing my mind a million times, and finally settling on plans. I figured that I would just go on Saturday in Venice to the train station and tell them what I wanted to do and find out what my options were for buying in person. The internet is so fantastic for just about everything, but there are times where a real person can most likely cut your time in half by simply telling you what you need to do.

OH! So, the plans are…………. Wait for it………

I leave the ship on Saturday the 26th and spend one last morning and afternoon in Venice. I’ll check my luggage at a storage place across from the train station for 5 Euro a bag and go out and about until 3:20 pm when I collect my bags and board a train to Milan, Italy! It’s about 2 ½ hours away on the express train and I’ll begin to process my time on the Gem….yeah, right. Just before 6 pm, I’ll arrive in Milan and check in to a hotel close to the train station (hopefully! I have yet to book one….) and head out for fun and frolic in the FASHION CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. YESSS! I don’t even know where to begin, but I’ll be using some free internet somewhere in the next week to research as much as I possibly can about this (new to me) city. I’ll stay the night in Milano and spend the ENTIRE following day exploring the sights in the city alllllllll the way until 11:30 pm when I board an Artestia Night Train to PARIS! YEAH! It’s about an 8 ½ hour trip, so that’ll be perfect for my sleeping needs and I arrive around 8 am to the Paris Bercy train station. Don’t ask me what’s happening from there, but that’s all in my friend Taylor’s hands. I also purchased my flight home (which I’ll be reimbursed for) from Paris-CDG to Washington-Dullus DIRECT on Thursday, July 1, 2010. Hallelujah!
I also got to chat with Dylan D. Dog today via Skype and that was awesome. He’s looking good after a grooming and said he missed me. OMG! There is a REALLY popular European comic book called “DYLAN DOG” and I die every time I pass by it. It’s soooo crazy!

Once back on the ship, I had to eat and get ready for work…. “Get Down Tonight” was tonight and I also had to fit our Cruise Director and Asst. Cruise Director in 70s costumes for the Disco Party they host after the shows. FUN!

Day 38 – June 6 – Split, Diocletian Palace and Belltower, Green Market, Zara and lunch on the Riva




Today was a sunny and very warm day in Split, Croatia. Doing a bit of homework on the port, I found out that it is most famous for being the birthplace and retirement of Diocles, the Roman Emperor in the 3rd century. Ruins of his palace remain remarkably intact, so Pieter and I headed directly there, right across from the tender dock. You basically walk through the basement of the palace, where lots of souvenir vendors and local artists now set up show. Off to one side, there was an underground well that was discovered in the 20th century, but dates back prior to the construction of the palace itself. Wow, that’s old. Trying to wrap my mind around something that old is really, really difficult, but I tried to imagine the people looking like what I’ve seen in books, art, and movies about that era in history.

Once though the basement area, you emerge out into a sort of courtyard with the chapel to your right. Being Sunday, there were services going on inside, but one could still climb the bell tower for a nominal fee. I was feeling in control of my fear of heights and really wanted to see the whole city from the top of the tower. It was a beautiful climb up, with a few different landing points from which I got some wonderful pictures. There were pretty large-looking mountains to the east and the stunning coastline to the left. In between was a sea of terracotta tiled roofs, a mix of worn stone medieval, Roman, and Renaissance architecture and sprigs of flora growing through all the cracks. This area of the Mediterranean is called Dalmatia and the weather, landscape, and shores are really perfect for vacationing. The more modern areas of Split are pastel concrete buildings with palm trees all around, reminding me more of South Florida than anywhere else.

Heading away from the Palace, we fell upon the Green Market, which is a street market made up of produce and antique vendors. I bought some delicious cherries, which are everywhere we go on this itinerary. They must be in prime season! We ran into Teren, one of our singers from NY, who was heading to Zara. We hitched a stroll with him up one of the marble paved roads and shopped around a bit. Pieter’s been on a quest for purple shoes since buying a couple purple shirts at H&M in Athens and found a fabulous pair of plum kicks to complement the chemises. :)
The three of us were shopped out and ready for food, so we stopped at a sidewalk café on the Riva, which is the waterfront area that is lined with palm trees and cafés. In a moment of insanity, I neglected to take a photo of this lunch. :) This is especially tragic since I was able to try the Croatian version of spinach. I can’t remember the name, but they were a thin-leafed green that is boiled with small pieces of potatoes and is quite yummy! The local version of spaghetti, bread, and beer were also great! It was also nice to sit for a spell with Teren and talk to him about his long career in the biz. I got to talk to both he and Pieter about my potential conversion from PC to Mac this summer. Both of them, as well as most of the cast, are Mac users and I’m getting lots of good feedback about my idea to switch over. The major drawback, of course, is the loss of my on call tech support representative – my brother. He’s an IT dude with a PC background, so it’ll be hard to take that leap!

Then it was back to the ship and off to do show laundry for tomorrow’s playing of “Get Down Tonight”. After that, I’m pretty sure there won’t be much on my itinerary for the evening, as I’m sun-tired and ready for a chill night finishing Bolt!

Day 37 – June 5 – Venice, Museo Correr, Natural Food hunting and more Pizza…




This morning, I debarked on a mission to see some new things in Venice, hit a natural foods store I found in a guidebook, and of course, eat some good food. First stop was walking to Piazza San Marco to see the other three museums there that were included in the Piazzo Ducale pass from last week – Museo Correr and the museums of Archeology and Library that are all located in the buildings that surround three sides of the Piazza. They were all once state buildings of various sorts and now house the museums, which is really nice. I started with Museo Correr, home to mostly art and cultural exhibits from the era of the Republic of Venice (roughly until the 18th century). They were mostly pretty small in comparison to what I had seen the week prior, but still very interesting. Most eye-catching were the descriptions of daily life in Venice, the cartography of the region, and a room on the ships of the Venetian army. The Museum of Archeology was also fairly small, but contained incredible pieces of sculpture that have been excavated from various ancient sites. Most came from the era of Roman rule and depicted Gods/Goddesses and leaders from the time. The best part was that they were just out in the open and although it was a bad tourist of me to do so, I couldn’t help but run my fingers along the smooth stone surface of an ancient figure. It was eerie and astounding at the same time. The Library section of the museums was simply a room with the oldest book collection in Venice, which was cool to see, but really only took about a minute.

After the museums, I meandered over to the Rialto district for some souvenir shopping and that’s all I’ll say about that!

From the Rialto, I headed towards Mea Libre, the natural foods store that was listed as a great place to go in this free pocket guide to Venice I picked up a few weeks ago. I’ve been on the search for soy-meat for 6 weeks now and have found NONE. I’m sure there’s places to get it, just not in the specific areas we dock. I guess they’re more of the bread-and-cheese type of vegetarian (a la Alexandria Martin… ha!) as opposed to the protein-supplementing, veggie-loaded diet I’m used to. As good as the food is here on the ship and in the ports, it’s not exactly what I would choose from my local Trader Joe’s to eat on a daily basis. Anyway, I arrived at this teeny tiny store back on a side street off Strada Nuova- the main drag in the northern district of Venice. They were actually supposed to be closed for siesta, but thankfully, the shopkeep was still there, surely waiting just for my visit. She spoke excellent English and basically gave me a guided tour of the entire shop! I almost laughed out loud several times while I was there because it was just like the other Italian grocery stores I’d been to – at least 75% snacks! I thought American markets were pretty bad with that, but it’s like aisles and aisles of cookies, crackers, chocolates….every concoction of sugar and flour and egg that you could imagine. So these snacks were all various kinds of healthy-ish: sugar-free, gluten-free, diary-free… I was like, ok, but where is the real food, lol. I did find rice milk, which was really exciting! The shopkeep showed me these gluten free cookies that the local monks make in Venice, so I had to try those, along with some other of her favorites that she pointed out. No tofu/fake meat was to be found, though.

I walked back to the Piazza Roma, which is right before the bridge to get to the cruise ship port. There were some gardens on the map I had that I wanted to check out and they were nice, but not too big. Once on the other side of them, I found a restaurant along a canal to sit and have a pizza and prosecco. Mmm…
Back on the ship, I had a full basket of show laundry to do for tonight’s Welcome Aboard Shows, so it was straight back to work. Tonight, we went to two shows at 8 and 9:30 for Welcome Aboard, which made it feel just like another show night. After a long day walking the streets of Venice and two shows, I wasn’t up for going to see Shadow Dancing in Bliss this week.

OH! I can’t believe I haven’t blogged about this yet… one of the daily joys I have here on the ship – Deluxe Music! Channel 55 on the crew T.V. is Deluxe Music, a german music video channel. They play THE MOST obscure, random videos from before there were even videos through the early nineties. I haven’t ever seen a video beyond a 1995 Ricky Martin b-side. They’re videos from around the world, but mostly American pop. You could watch for twenty minutes and see Wham’s “Club Tropicana”, a German rock singer, a French girl group, and a Dave Clark Five video from a television special. It’s pretty amazing. Then they have a late night lounge music program called “Earth” and play chill music to travel/nature videos. That’s been my favorite thing ever! So…. Big shout out to Deluxe Music for making my cabin time always an adventure in world music! :)

Day 36 – June 4 – Sea Day, Backstage Tours, Laundry and World Beat

Not too much to blog about today, just work… had two exciting backstage tours on my own after a training on the Norwalk Virus, which is this wretched stomach virus that commonly breaks out on ships. Mmmm…. Yummy. The tours were actually awesome as usual. They were two big English-speaking groups, so they had lots of questions and I could talk in detail about the work we do here in the shows. It’s the highlight of my week, work-wise! I just love the reactions from people who get to see a stage behind the scenes for the first time. It’s become normal to me (although still in a very magical way), so when I get to really break it down to someone who is completely amazed at all that goes into producing a show, it reminds me how special it is.
After the sweetness of the tours, it was time for laundry! Joy… Then Spin Class at 3, dinner and back to work for the shows tonight. No shippenmales show this week for me…still needing to catch up on sleep after a week of touristing around. :)

Day 35 – June 3 – Nafplion, spin class and dinner at La Cucina

I had high hopes of getting off the boat this morning in Nafplion, but my plans were averted when I got up at 9 and we still weren’t done tendering. If I was going out, I couldn’t stay awake, just sitting around waiting for crew to be cleared, so I went back to bed. I would regret not having precious free internet time, but precious sleep is also a hot commodity, so it all balanced out. I woke up and started packing for my move this weekend to my new room with three roommates (boo!), went to spin class and went to dinner at La Cucina with Pieter and Steven, the fitness instructor. We planned on going to the new acrobat show at 9:30, but didn’t get out of dinner until 10:30! The maitre D’ there was talking with us forever about Italian cuisine and his career as a maitre D’ in Boca Raton, Fl. LOL. So that was pretty much the end of that night.

Day 34 – June 2 – Izmir, shopping in the Kemeralti, lunch on the Alcansak and Cabaret show




After boat drill today, I hit the shore with a goal of showing Eric and Pieter around Izmir. Eric hasn’t been since the first time we went together a month ago and Pieter had yet to go ashore, so I was commissioned with leading them to cheap shoes and Zara. :) I can proudly say that I have visited more Zara’s and H&M’s in Europe than I have in the U.S. HA! It was pretty awesome knowing my way around, in general. We walked through the bazaar that I’ve been to each time and they each ended up with some fantastic shoe purchases. Although, they’re definitely good deals, they still pale in comparison to downtown L.A. I just can’t justify spending much more than I would there without a real need for the item. I bought some clothes at H&M that I did need for the ship, but other than that, I’ve kept it pretty minimal. Food is much more important to me and I’d rather spend on the overall experience of being somewhere (museums, taking a water taxi in Venice, etc….) Anyway, after those missions were accomplished, we headed to see something new for all of us – the Kemeralti Bazaar. I read that this was the traditional bazaar and well, who doesn’t want to experience a traditional Turkish bazaar?? We stepped lightly to get there and have enough time to shop before heading back.
Kemeralti didn’t end up being too “traditional”, but was certainly full of all sorts of cheap stuff to haggle over. Eric and Pieter both ended up in major haggle-matches and one almost happened to me, but I just walked away. I cannot be bothered with that nonsense, especially over knock-off clothing, lol! I’d rather stick to H&M and get my shoes at Shoeland in Northeast Plaza in Atlanta when I’m looking for a deal! :)

Eric was having trouble with his knee and took a taxi back to the terminal and Pieter and I walked along the Alcansak (the promenade along the waterfront) to find some food and respite. I had a pizza and Turkish beer – Efes – and we continued along the way back to the terminal and on board in the nick of time.
After a little rest, the three of us met up for dinner at the Great Outdoors and the cabaret show in Spinnaker. It was great in the new venue – more intimate than in the big theater, but sadly, it was the same line up of material that we’d seen in the previous show, so it was a bit of a let down. After their show, I got ready for the White Hot Party and went up with Eric to support the dancers in their performance. I had some wild hair and decided to stay and dance with the girls on cast for a little while, which turned out to be a lot of fun! They tried talking me into going to the crew party afterwards in the crew bar, but that would be just a bit too much for me to handle --- FREE drinking for the crew… just sounds like lots of crazy people doing crazy things, which is what I’m on vacation from to begin with :)

I did end up chatting with the Asst. Cruise Director, Ken, for a bit and we made the connection that not only did we both do drag seriously, live in Georgia (he’s from Savannah), but his drag mother is my granny (Niesha Dupree) and we are both great friends with the one and only miss Coti Collins. Since I’ve been here, the two other drag people I’ve met have also known Coti very well… what an insanely small world!!! WOW!

Day 33 – June 1 – Piraeus, Internet

Today’s mission was to get back on the internet and figure out what the heck my plans are after I leave the ship. It took me forever to figure out my itinerary and mode of transportation from Venice to Paris to DC, and after hours online, I still did not have it settled. I got to Skype with Mom and Dad (his first appearance on webcam) and of course, Dylan for a little while this afternoon, which was really nice. I think they’re getting the cruise bug after hearing my stories and seeing pictures.  I sat for most of the day at the “Have a Nice Day Café”, which was cute and had decent internet. I was able to download a couple episodes of Ugly Betty and Glee on Pieter’s computer and I honestly spent most of my time researching rail transport in Europe and looking at maps to see what cities I might want to hit on my way to Paris. What an amazing opportunity… Eric left me at the café to head back for the ship about an hour early, or so I thought… I had forgotten to set my watch ahead an hour as we passed through a time zone last night and didn’t realize it until the café was closing and I was strolling back to the ship and passed by a bank clock that said it was 4:40 pm. I was supposed to be on board no later than 4:30 pm and I was still outside the terminal. Once arriving to the terminal, I still had to go through security, which can take a good 10 minutes and walk all the way around to our specific dock to the gangway. This was a nightmare! We weren’t sailing until 5:30 pm and the guests had until 5 pm to be back on the ship, so I wasn’t in danger of missing the ship, just the likelihood of being in big trouble… or worse… having a major guilt trip and feeling horrible for the rest of my time here.  So I managed to make it to the gangway at 4:50, which was a miracle...and ran into the head of security (who, thankfully I know and have a friendly relationship with). I said I was sorry and forgot to change my watch and he only gave me a light tongue lashing, which I took and followed up with more apology. I walked back to my room, ashamed and completely overdramatic. I was laughing at myself the whole time, well, in between episodes of self-flaggelation. Haha…

After I got over myself and decided I could show my face outside my room, I had dinner and researched things to do in Izmir tomorrow with Pieter and Eric. Hopefully, I’ll keep up with my watch setting and not have another experience like today’s! OH! The other thing was that I bought a watch at a little stand in Izmir last time because I never know what time it is on the ship. I’m used to keeping time with my cell phone, which lives in the bottom of my backpack, turned off. So, half the time, I forget I’m even wearing a watch. Anyway…

Day 32 – May 31 – Sea Day, Backstage Tour, gym, Colorz

Rather low-key day again today on the ship. Up for breakfast, went to do one backstage tour, which went very well, off to the gym for Spin Class, ate some more and headed to work for the show tonight. All in all, uneventuful… but great!

Day 31 – May 30 2010 – Dubrovnik Internet



Today was a very low-key day, as Eric and I headed out to Dubrovnik in search of fast and free internet. We found it and soaked up a good three hours of time online. It just goes by so quickly! Between uploading photos and my blog, writing back to the few emails I can and trying to Skype with Mom, it’s time to head back to the ship before I know it. We ran into Sydney in the Old Town on our way to the tender dock. He had an overnight in Dubrovnik before flying out early the next morning for Juneau. He’s got FIVE flights to get there….bless it! We’ll surely miss him but hopefully paths will cross again someday!

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Day 30 – May 29 2010 – Venice Museums

Note' Bene' -----So, starting today, I'm going to post a link to the album of each blog in my picasa account...this way you can see all the photos I took that day and it won't take me as long to upload each photo and insert them into the blog... I know, I hate it too that it won't look as pretty, but deal with it. ;) ------

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Today, Sydney, Pieter and I went out to Venice to see some of the most famous historical sites there – St. Mark’s Basilica, Palazzo Ducale (Doge’s Palace) and La Fenice (the Opera House). There was a great website we found where we could buy a museum pass for under $20 that allowed us priority entrance to all the museums in St. Mark’s Square and one other museum in the city of our choice. The priority entrance was especially beneficial because by 10 am, there is a huge line to enter both the Basilica and Palace and we didn’t have to wait in either!

First, we water taxied over to St. Mark’s Square to save some time and went directly to the Basilica. I didn’t know a whole lot about either of the sites we were about to see, so I was really excited to learn some background information on these legendary destinations. Unfortunately, we couldn’t take pictures inside, but I did steal a few when the guards weren’t looking. The building was huge inside and all the domed ceilings really made it seem much larger. St. Mark is actually buried in the church building, which is probably why it has been so well preserved for centuries. The building underwent initial construction in 829 A.D. when the body of St. Mark arrived from Alexandria, Egypt and has expanded and radically renovated many times since then. The most impressive aspect of the Basilica for me was that the entire interior of the structure is covered in mosaics. The ceilings, walls, some of the floors, standalone frescoes and statues are all made out of tiny (probably ½ inch square) handmade mosaic tiles. Everywhere you look, you see thousands of tiles, created with vibrant colored paints, dyes, clays and probably many other materials. The most common color of tile used is a brilliant, metallic gold tile, creating a luxurious, ornate, and bright Catholic house of worship. The outside of the building, much of the flooring and some of the pillars inside are made of a beautiful marble and decorated with storytelling reliefs. The sheer size of the interior was overwhelming for sure and impossible to really take in in the ten minute limit placed on touring the structure.

After seeing the ground level, we decided to extend our visit by climbing up to the second level to view the famous Horses of San Marco. There are four gilded bronze statues of horses that arrived in Venice in 1204 from Constantinople at the end of the Byzantium hippodrome. The statues are enormous and I can’t even imagine how heavy. Thinking about how many Venetian soldiers it took to move those horses (as well as much other loot) from Istanbul to Venice made my brain hurt. The horses “guarded” the Basilica from above the entrance, until recently, when they were moved inside for preservation purposes and replicas took their place. The show of extreme naturalism – the detailed emotional expression on their faces in particular – was surprising for the time of construction. One plaque said that carbon dating placed their design in the 3rd century A.D. There’s a fantastic view of the square from where the replica Horses live and I got some great pictures from that vantage point. The original, ancient Horses were just inside the door, which was a really nice surprise. The second level also took us through a small museum about the construction of the building, the making of the mosaics and the saints and other religious figures.

After St. Mark’s, we got a quick nosh at a snack bar in the square and headed to the front of the Palazzo Ducale entrance line.  I really had no idea what lie inside this seemingly interesting building. Yes, it’s impressive and beautiful and huge from the outside, but it is in no way descriptive of what it contains. The Doge of Venice reigned over the city when it was the Republic of Venice, from the ___ century until 1719 when it fell to Austrian rule. It was this Palace, built in the ___ that not only served as the ruler’s residence, but also all state political, legislative, judicial and penitent operations. The Palazzo is one giant rectangular building, with a large courtyard in the middle and connects via Fondamenta (bridge) to the prison structure to the east. We entered through the western side and saw some of the columns that were part of the original façade, about 15 feet behind the current exterior. We quickly made way through there to the open courtyard. It was brilliant weather and really felt as if I was stepping back in time. There have been many ancient, medieval, renaissance, etc. sites and structures I’ve seen on this trip, but none have truly moved me to such a place where I actually felt differently in its presence. There are three high stories to the Palazzo. The ground floor was a mix of being open staircases up to the second and some rooms used as sort of foyers or waiting rooms I suppose. There is one main staircase, called the Grand Staircase, that leads up to the second level and is guarded by two large statues. There are statues all over the courtyard of religious, political, and mythical figures and are truly amazing to see. The Basilica sits right up against the northern side of the Palazzo and it’s main dome can be seen towering above the palace. The coolest statue was definitely a Venetian warrior who has defeated some sort of serpent and is riding on top of the beast. The expression on the serpent’s face was so emotionally telling and was simply awesome.

We went upstairs to level two, where the Doge’s Apartments were. We saw various rooms that were decorated like the different Doge’s living spaces. One of the rooms on this level was my favorite – the map room. It was unclear what the room was actually used for through the centuries, but presently its walls are covered in 18th century maps of the world and there are two huge globes – one depicting Earth and one the Heavens – in the middle of the floor. I found it fascinating to see what the cartographers of the time thought the geography of the world was. I could have stared at the maps painted on the entire space of the walls for hours and hours… it also inspired me to decorate with giant maps…. Hmmm….

The next floor up was home to the state rooms where the General Assembly, Senate and Judicial bodies met. They were all enormous rooms and covered in beautiful frescoes of various events in Venetian history. The coolest thing in this area of the palace was in the room where the 1,200 – 2,000 General Assemblymen met every Sunday. Around the circumference of this room, directly below the ceiling was a timeline in portraiture of the first 76 Doges of Venice. Each had a square with their name and dates of their reign. Most looked the same and surely a good percentage was related. However, in one square, there was no portrait of a Doge. A simple black cloth with dates painted on it represented an unfortunate moment in the Republic’s history. One of the Doges was convicted of treason for some sort of deed so terrible that his punishment was not only execution, but complete expulsion of his name, likeness and even existence from the memory of Venetian history. The black cloth was all that remains of his place in the timeline. I definitely appreciate the severity of that and the remarkable follow through centuries after his death.

After viewing the entire main palace, we ventured east towards the prison. I found it quite fascinating that the prison was literally attached to the Doge’s living quarters. There is a very famous bridge that I have taken photos of nearly every week in Venice and now I was going to get to pass through it, as it serves as the connection from Palazzo to prison. It is called the Bridge of Sighs. It is so named because as the prisoners were taken from the courtroom in the palace to their prison cell and looked out from the bridge to the water, they would undoubtedly let out a sigh as they viewed freedom for the last time. How tragic and poetic. The prison building was also kept up very well and we could even enter the concrete and iron cells. After a spell there, making our way back through the armory of the palace, we left Palazzo Ducale with a ton of new information on the history of Venice.

We decided to end our museum tours for the day after almost three hours in them! It was quite hot and there is certainly no air conditioning inside, so… it was time to move on. A huge fan of opera, Pieter was very interested in going to see La Fenice, the famous Venetian Opera House. It was fairly close by and as resident navigator, I was assigned the task of getting us there. The physical structure of La Fenice itself has a very interesting history as it sustained two devastating fires, one in the 1800’s and one in 1997. Pieter filled us in on the story of the most recent one… As the building was undergoing renovations in 1997, the canals surrounding La Fenice were drained in order to give better access to the construction vehicles, etc. A small fire broke out, but there was literally no water close enough to the building. The fire department in Venice operates from boats and uses the canal water to extinguish blazes. Since the canals were drained and fire boats couldn’t reach La Fenice anyway, the building burned much, much longer than it should have. After this of course, there was a huge reconstruction of the building in the original 18th century design. We took an audio tour of the opera house and it was really beautiful inside. It’s considered a perfect example of sublime Italian design… a mix of pastel colors and gold accenting a predominantly white room make the house look clean and luxurious. Again, we could not take photos inside, but I stole some artsy (blurry) ones anyway.

After La Fenice, we went to eat along a canal and bid Sydney farewell (again) as he was set to leave for the Pearl in Alaska tomorrow afternoon. Hurrying back to the ship with a belly full of gnocchi and vino wore me out! Still, I had show laundry and the Welcome Aboard show to prepare for.

With little down time, I went right to work. The show was fairly exciting, when two of the three female dancers on stage at one point falling on their butts in sync with each other. They actually made the third dancer, who executed the triple turn, hitch kick just fine look like the one who made the mistake. It was a right kerfuffle!! The best part is that is gets replayed on the cruise television channel all week… HA!

Monday, June 7, 2010

Day 29 – May 28 2010 – Sea Day, spin class, World Beat, and Shippenmales

Not much going on today besides another spin class and making a fun costume for Steven, the fitness instructor for his Shippenmales show tonight! Shippenmales is one of the additional shows that was added last week in order to diversify the entertainment, so every Friday night will feature the “good-looking” crew members in a Chippendale-style show in Bliss Ultralounge. Steven was apparently the only one last week without a character-type costume to strip out of and he asked me if I could make him an 80’s fitness instructor costume. I thought Richard Simmons-meets- Let’s Get Physical immediately and started on some tearaway running mini-shorts and a gold spandex low-cut tank with matching wrist and headbands. It was really a sight to be seen. Honestly, it was great to work on something new, constructing a brand new costume from scratch, from just a few measurements and my creative mind. It’s not the easiest thing to do, but I really do love the challenge of it and it keeps me on my toes here, where my work is much more maintenance-oriented. The show ended up being pretty fantastic, in a way. Definitely campy and hilarious and the guys had a great time, so I appreciated it for sure! Shane from the cast danced in addition to Steven and Leo from reception. As the cruise director put it, it was a show “for all those who appreciate the male physique”, lol! At least he was inclusive, which was nice, as there certainly was a gay corner with lots of passengers and those of us on crew!

Day 28 – May 27 2010 – Iraklion Internet and spin class

After yesterday’s completely full day, I strangely got a wild hair to arise early and head ashore to the port of Iraklion on the island of Crete. I didn’t know much about this little place, but I had a few hours here (from 8:30 am until 11 am) to go in search of internet and adventures. I didn’t make it too far, just off the boat and into the terminal building where there was free internet at a coffee shop. So I set up shop outside on the patio, dodging the chain smokers and ordered up the closest thing to a coffee (as Americans know it), which is a Nescafé with lots of milk and sugar. It’s pretty nasty for someone who only takes coffee with half a packet of Splenda or Raw Cane sugar. I got some emailing done and worked on downloading some music in preparation for my next gig in Oregon this summer. On my way back on the boat, I got an incredible Cheese Pie pastry from another shop and put that right away into the belly. MMM!

Inspired by my morning pastry, I decided today was the day to begin my spin classes. I had spoken to Steven, the personal trainer on the boat and he said I would be welcome to take the classes if they weren’t full. It was such a great idea and I met up with Andrew from the cast and we spun our hearts out! It was really awesome and I’m totally ready to do it again! Not much else besides more eating doing laundry for the show tomorrow night. I did take some lovely photos of the sunset from the Garden Cafe...

Day 27 – May 26 2010 – Mykonos, Paradise Beach, Club Tropicana, and Tribute to Il Divo


Today, Pieter was off work and we were on a mission to make the most of Mykonos! We had our boat drill this morning, which was extremely annoying on such a beautiful day in one of the most perfect places in the world. So as soon as we were off the boat, we were headed to the bus depot in the center of town to catch either a bus or taxi to the world famous Paradise Beach. We knew that trying to get there, have a little time to enjoy the beach, and get back in time would be ambitious, but we were determined. I had been to enough ports at this point and had yet to visit a beach? This was unacceptable! I really wanted to go to Super Paradise, which is the world famous gay beach, but in addition to a bus ride, there’s also a ferry (of course) that you have to take from Paradise.

The bus stop was very crowded and we had to fight our way onto the bus. We were packed in like sardines and it was hot as hell! Not the best start to the afternoon, but I honestly didn’t care if I was at the beach for 5 minutes. The ride was really cool - I got to see the less inhabited areas of the island as we made our way to the southeastern side that is lined with beaches of all kinds. The buses only run hourly and clearly, don’t have enough space for everyone who wants to get on (a good number of people were left behind and there were pretty much NO TAXIS at the taxi stand…. Silly when there were tons of people who would have taken them). We pretty much decided that next time, we would rent scooters or an ATV and drive out ourselves. As it was, the bus could only go maybe 20 miles an hour, so it wouldn’t have taken much time at all, lol.


Upon arriving at Paradise, literally, I was in heaven and forgot all about the trials and tribulations of getting there. The beach was pretty small and fortunately, it wasn’t too busy. It was covered in umbrellas and chairs belonging to the few different clubs/restaurants along the beach. The sandy was very hot and pretty rough – lots of little pebbles really. We found an excellent spot, near the restaurant – Club Tropicana, which made me instantly start singing the Wham! Classic…. “Club Tropicana drinks are freeeeeee……” Haha… I was so excited to just lay in the sun, so I immediately did that while Pieter went shopping in the gift shops.

Eventually the server came over and took our lunch order – Greek Salad, Pizza, and Fries (the standard fare) and I had a glass of wine to celebrate making to Paradise with about an hour and a half to enjoy it before the bus came back. After eating, it was soooo hot and I just had to go check out the water… it was freezing! But I had to go in a little bit, for photography’s sake! After a little while longer in the sun, we had to pack up and head out to the bus station just outside the beach.

On the way out, we saw that it was happy hour and I had to stop at the bar to have a frozen drink under the natural canopy made out of some sort of leaves or straw or other dried out flora. Then we went to the bus, where it was a fight again to get on. Luckily, we knew how to maneuver around the slow pokes and wait in the right spot. We got a seat, but unfortunately sat in front of a group of four college-aged girls from New Jersey who were incredibly annoying in their conversations about how high their Amex bills were and how they hoped Mom was keeping their rooms clean while they were away on vacation. Aye….













Once we got back to the station, the race was on to the ship. We docked this week, but not near the town, so we had to literally run for a solid 10 minutes to this parking lot, get on the shuttle bus, ride back to the ship, stand in line to get back on and finally arrive back on board with just a few minutes to spare. They really make it tough to fully enjoy the ports! Ha!







I was thinking about how nice it would be out on my new found deck 8 viewing spot, so I suggested Pieter, Eric, Sydney and I head out there to layout, swim and watch the sailaway from my Greek home. We had a blast in the “fishpond” and Sydney did an impromptu photo shoot with Eric poolside. He got some great modeling shots and some candids of us all. It was really nice to watch us leave this port and get some more sun.













 After a totally packed day, what else is there to do but go see a show! HA! There was a tribute band of sorts who sang in the style of Il Divo playing in the Stardust tonight, so we all got ready to go see them. They were from Canary Islands, Spain, and Italy and sang a pretty wide range of selections – from jazz standards to a bizarre Freddie Mercury set. After the show, I needed some Stacy, so we went down to the Atrium to hear him play some Gershwin melodies and tell some stories. On the way out, we stopped by the Chocaholic’s Buffet, which features 500 pounds of Chocolate. MMMmmm great ending to a great day.

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